Thursday, February 22, 2018
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How and WHY have you ended up here?

Well, this is embarassing. All we ever wanted was to launch our new website with the minimum of fuss, and NewsNow picks up an article entirely in Latin. Here's a taster of what this article used to look like when NewsNow's dirty little web spider picked it up:

"Integer vel nulla ut erat faucibus auctor in in felis. Proin a justo arcu. Sed commodo dolor vel velit elementum eget volutpat nisi placerat. In tellus nulla, lacinia a vestibulum at, dapibus sed lorem. Nunc porta pharetra sollicitudin. Quisque a risus eu lectus fringilla sodales eu ac felis. Suspendisse potenti. Etiam at semper enim. Nunc varius mauris leo, ut facilisis orci. Praesent vehicula, lectus id condimentum suscipit, ipsum mauris vulputate elit, quis auctor turpis magna fringilla justo. Nunc felis risus, scelerisque vitae pulvinar id, bibendum sed sem. Fusce vitae imperdiet enim."

Well, that doesn't help anyone. Especially any visiting Blades. The chances of them knowing any Latin are smaller than their chances of promotion. So read on, because we're going to make a silk purse out of this particular Simonsen penalty...

So, here's the deal.

Anyone who is reading this article, and follow the instructions, will go into a draw to win a £20 voucher for the Owls Megastore.

You read that right. You are the lucky (some might say very strange) minority who have somehow landed on this page - so your chances of winning are literally probably evens. All you need to do is email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. with the secret passcode, which is - of course:

"WE'RE ALL WEDNESDAY, AREN'T WE?"

So get emailing and win BIG.

And in the meantime, why not click around our super-sexy new website and explore some more - find out about Wednesdayite, maybe even join and get access to all the great benefits of being a member? You know it makes sense.

UTO

Eddie

 

 

 

And now, here is a picture illustrating how big we are.

 

 

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