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31 December 1969

Owls Blog - Welcome the Owl Hulk!

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    We have a brand new Owls Blogger this month and in the run up to the Steel City Derby we welcome Owl Hulk to Wednesdayite.com.

    Please don't make him mad but the Owl Hulk makes his debut and looks forward to the Owls v Blades this Sunday, let's hope the boys get the result we want otherwise Hulk may not be a happy man!

    "Owls Fans! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk here. First blog. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Hulk shock and stun when asked to write blog! Hulk no realise Hulk in demand! Wednesdayite.com people contact Hulk! They tweet Hulk! Ask Hulk write blog! Hulk agree! Over moon! Contract sign! Hulk on board! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Hulk think. Hmmmm. What write about? Hulk ask Wednesdayite.com why Owls fans interested in Hulk? Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk told SWFC fans follow Hulk on Twitter so Hulk must be popular! Hulk blush! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk realise you no think Hulk blush, but Hulk do! Hulk human after all (if you know Hulk back story?). Hulk cheeks go red even though green! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Hulk say this. Hulk make point. Hulk LOVE SWFC! You know that if follow Hulk on Twitter! Hulk SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH if Owls lose, like Saturday! No good! Hulk wanted win! Owls no get win and Hulk smaaaaaaaaaaaaash! Hulk no like Owls giving penalties! Or pelanty as Hulk hero Waddle say! Hulk think Owls need win and get back on track! Start with Steel City Derby! Hulk want time repeat self! 1979! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk dream! Hulk think Owls need win and get back on track! Hulk no like lose to Chesterfield but Hulk have to admit soft spot for Sheridan! Sheridan legend! ASDA! 1991! Rrrrrrrrrr! Business, business though! Hulk wanted win! Start win again with Steel City Derby! Hulk want time repeat self as Hulk say earlier! 1979! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Hulk make more point. Owls frustrate Hulk at moment! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Owls hit wobbly time. Owls ahead at Exeter then lose. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Stevenage. Lose! Rrrrrrrrrrrr! Chesterfield. Lose! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk no like. Hulk have squeaky bum time. Hulk no want repeat 2005! Play-offs nearly put Hulk in early grave! Playoff make Hulk hulk out!!! Hulk took week to calm down after Owls win 4-2! Hulk no want play-offs! Hulk want automatic! Hulk think Owls have tough time ‘til end of season! Stevenage! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Chesterfield! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ginger Mourinho criticise players lot in press (Hulk read Sheffield Star website), Hulk hope Ginger know what doing! Hulk also happy Milan stay at Hillsborough! Hulk no want Milan to Rangers!! Hulk think Milan want Steel City Derby not Old Firm Derby!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk be here all day with rant but Hulk busy! Hulk need go to Megastore to buy shirt for Steel City Derby! Hulk rip 41 shirts since August! Hulk no help it! Owls concede goal, Hulk hulk out and rip shirt! Physics!

    This weekend big weekend for Hulk! Hulk go to posh dinner at 1867 Suite at Hillsborough for 1979 Boxing Day Massacre Dinner! Hulk meet Big Wor Jack! Hulk meet 1979 team! Hulk meet Hirsty! Hirsty hosting! Hulk love Hirsty! Hirsty legend! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk feel honoured to be in presence of 1979 team! Hulk look forward! Hulk hope no rip suit! Rrrrrrrrrrrrr!


    HULK GO TO STEEL CITY DERBY!!!!!!!! Hulk think now or never for Owls! Hulk can’t remember last time Hulk want Owls win so much! Hulk no wait for match! Hulk told by Wednesdayite Hulk start big SWFC flag from bottom of Kop on Sunday! Hulk say yes! Hulk honoured! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk start flag pass, you pass back! Forward Together! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Some say big flag smell! Hulk no bother! Hulk put up with smell! Hulk pinch nose! Hulk no smell! Hulk have one hand left to pass flag! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Then sing Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday louder than ever! SING! Then, beeeeeep, match kick off! One thing Hulk hope for is Hulk no rip shirt! No concede goal be amazing! Hulk hope Owls score four and repeat 1979! Hulk dream!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Rip shirt and goals isn’t only thing that get Hulk goat. Hulk tell story before Hulk go. Hulk have more frustration! Owls frustrate Hulk, life frustrate Hulk. You no realise! You think living easy? Hulk say NO!!! Hulk give example. Hulk shopping other day in supermarket! Rrrrrrrrrrr! “Unexpect item in bag area!”. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk only buy loaf! Hulk stand like lemon! Hulk get angry! Hulk wait for person with scabby plastic card to scan barcode, get machine working! Hulk frustrate! Hulk smash machine! Person tell Hulk, “calm down!”. Hulk get angry after told to ‘calm down’! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk told calm down, Hulk get angry! Hulk smaaaaaaaaaaash! Hulk break four machine! Security arrive! Try wrestle Hulk to ground! Manager run and say leave Hulk alone! Turn out manger is Wednesday fan! Hulk let off! WAWAW?!


    Before Hulk go, Hulk mention Twitter! @OwlHulk you follow?! WTHHO! (Wednesday Til Hulk Hulk Out!)


    You Wednesday fan, Hulk look after you! HULK LOVE YOU AND HULK LOVE SWFC!!!! Hulk say thank for reading blog!


    Keep faith!

    Owl Hulk. Rrrr!"


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