Owl fans!! HULK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Wednesdayite bods contact Hulk again! They say, write more blog! Hulk say yes! Rrrrrrrr! They say first blog big success! Hulk happy! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hulk have busy month! Hulk at Steel City Derby! Hulk start Wednesdayite flag at front of Kop! You see Hulk?! Shiver down Hulk spine with packed Kop singing! Hulk no cry, but nearly! Hulk human after all. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
First Hulk say, if follow on Twitter, Hulk say thank! Hulk overwhelm with follow! Hulk feel proud to be follow by many Wednesdayites! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk never think so many follow, but Hulk like!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk get lots of lady follow! Rrrr! Hulk liiiiiiiiiiike!!!!! Rrrr!
Hulk no shirt rip at Steel City Derby! Hulk BOUNCE instead! Hillsborough! Packed! Fans! Bounce! Goal! MENTAL!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk still BOUNCE from Steel City Derby! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
So much happen since Hulk last blog! Ginger! Out! Silver! In! Hulk like Dave Jones! Dave Jones good start! Owls no lose! Hulk like! Rrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk rip few shirt though! Owls concede goal, Hulk rip shirt and get angry! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk hope no more rip shirt! Hulk doubt it happen though! This is Owls! ROLLERCOASTER!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hulk like Antonio from Reading FC! Rrrrrrrrrrr! Owls make more loan! Keith Dick Treacy (only spell different) and The River Nile Ranger! Also, Hulk hope Big Clint get goals and games at Brentford! Hulk like Big Clint! Big heart! Big passion! Big like Hulk! Hulk like! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hulk at Leyton Orient Express tomorrow! Hulk meet up with Wednesdayite who follow Hulk @owlhulk! Hulk make noise! Hulk sing (well, Hulk try!). Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk want WIN! Hulk want automatic! Hulk no want playoffs! Hulk no want heart attack!!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Hulk hope no rip shirt! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Few week ago, Hulk take rest. Hulk go to Cornwall. Hulk like! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk calm. Calm good for Hulk. Then Hulk come back! RAT RACE FOR HULK!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Rochdale! Draw! Bury! Win! Bournemouth! Win! Notts County! Win! Walsall! Draw! Leyton Orient Express! Win??! Hulk hope!!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Before Hulk go, Hulk tell story! Hulk at petrol pump! Rrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk have clubcard but no plastic pay card! Rrrrrrrrrrr! Machine no work, so Hulk pay at kiosk! Hulk have £70 quid, cash! Rrrrrrrrrrr! Chancellor put petrol up! Hulk go for usual fill up, Hulk squeeze! Hulk go over by 3p! (Hulk hand too big for pump handle! Physics!). Hulk tap pocket. Hulk tap other pocket. No 3p!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk no have enough money! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! HUUUUUUUUUUUULK HULK OUT!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! HUUUUUUUUUUULK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!! Hulk smash car! Hulk smash pump! Hulk pull roof of petrol station off! Hulk chuck roof 14 miles! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk steam towards kiosk! Hulk shout “PUMP 4! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”. Calm lady say “Hulk calm, £70.03p, please!”. Hulk smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash!! Hulk smash chiller cabinet! Mars milk fly everywhere! Rrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk rip up Road Atlas 2012! Hulk rip off lottery scratch card display! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Lady say “what’s wrong Hulk?”. Hulk stop for minute, Hulk explain no 3p in pocket!!! Lady say, “It’s ok Hulk……………We’re all Wednesday aren’t we???!”.
HULK LOVE YOU AND HULK LOVE WEDNESDAY!!!
HULK SEE YOU AT LEYTON ORIENT EXPRESS IF GO TOMORROW!! IF READ HULK BLOG AFTER ORIENT EXPRESS MATCH, IGNORE HULK!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk say keep faith in Owls! HULK LOVE OWLS!!!
FOLLOW HULK!! @owlhulk ! Twitter! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!"
Owl Hulk. Rrrr.
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