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31 December 1969

Owls Blog - Owl Hulk Bounce!

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    After a couple of months enjoying his favourite pastime of SMASHING, we are pleased to report that the Owl Hulk returns to wednesdayite.com.

    Can it be possible that this time the Owl Hulk is not angry? Please don't make him angry...you wouldn't like him angry.


     

    "Owl Fans and fan of Hulk!!

    Wednesdayite ask Hulk to write blog before last game! Hulk say yes! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! BOUNCE! BOUNCE BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk no bounce so much since Cardiff 2005!! Hulk bounce so much, Hulk break concrete under Hulk! Hulk hope no break North Stand on Saturday with bounce!!!! Is ok though! Lord Hillsborough like Hulk and pay for damages! Lord loaded! Hulk like! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! Lord have blog, you read! Lord also on Twitter! Rrrrrrrrrrr! @L0rd_H !!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

    What week for Hulk and all Owl fan!! Rrrrrrrrrrr! If go to Brentford, Hulk like!!! If queue for tickets that morning at Hillsborough from 6am, Hulk like!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk annoyed to see Brentford stadium half empty with no Brentford fan turn up like Owl fan turn up!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! OWLS MAKE NOISE AND SELL OUT! Boooooo Brentford! Hulk think silly decision! Owls go up then club like Brentford no have big away attendance and lose money! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk think silly sods for deciding no give SWFC more ticket! Owl fan hardly cause trouble! Hulk think no risk! Hulk miss Brentford game but happy with result! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! HULK LOVE LLERA! HULK BOUNCE WHEN HULK SEE GOAL ON SOCCER SATURDAY! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

    Hulk mention Twitter! Hulk humble with amount of follow! Hulk have 1,100 follow since end October! Hulk humble as said but more follow make Hulk BOUNCE!!! BOUNCE!! BOUNCE!!! BOUNCE!!! BOUUUUUUUUUUNCE!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    IF NO BOUNCE THEN YOU BLADE!! Hulk ALWAYS bounce!! Hulk never stop BOUNCE! Hulk have TWO setting….BOUNCE or SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!! Win = BOUNCE! Lose = SMASH!!!!!

    Hulk love second! Hulk love automatic! Hulk love Hillsborough sell out! HULK BE THERE! HULK NO MISS FOR ALL TEA IN CHINA! Hulk no wait til Saturday! Hulk be in Niagara Suite with Wednesdayite before match and Hulk celebrate after if go up! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk also do Wednesdayite flag from bottom of Kop and send up! FORWARD TOGETHER!! Rrrrrrrrrrr! You spot Hulk, you BOUNCE!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    If want follow Hulk on Twitter, Hulk say follow! @OwlHulk ! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Before Hulk go, Hulk tell story!!!

    Hulk washing machine go on blink! Rrrrrrrrrrrr! Make Hulk angry!! Hulk no able wash Wednesday shirt!!! Hulk call repair! Hulk think repair man make up cost! Cost sound like telephone number to Hulk! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk decide buy new washing machine, no repair! Hulk go Currys! Hulk buy washing machine! Rrrrrrrrrrrrr! Staff ask if Hulk want trolley for washing machine take to car! Hulk laugh! Staff laugh and realise Hulk no need trolley! Hulk pick up washing machine in box like feather! Hulk carry out of shop! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Hulk get home, Hulk plumb washing machine! Lights and timer come on! All work! Hulk happy! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk put in Wednesday shirt for wash! Hulk programme cycle! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk rush off watch Soccer Saturday! OWLS WIN!!! LLERA SCORE!!! Hulk like! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    BEEP! BEEP! Washing machine finish cycle! Hulk bounce to kitchen and open washing machine!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! HUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLK SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!! Hulk no notice RED safety leaflet inside washing machine!! Leaflet dye Wednesday shirt RED!! HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULK SMAAAAAAAAASH! HULK NO BLADE!!!! Hulk rip off door!!! Hulk slam fist on top! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk break work surface over washing machine, CRACK! Hulk pick up washing machine hurl through window into neighbour garden! Hulk smash through wall into garden! Hulk shake head and look for washing machine! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk smash through fence! Hulk pick up mangle washing machine, Hulk chuck into sky!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk no see washing machine land! Hulk no care!! Hulk go back to kitchen and Hulk pick up Wednesday shirt now dye red!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk rip shirt like paper!!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Hulk storm to car! Hulk slam car door! Car door fall off! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk no care! Hulk speed like Cruella Deville to Currys! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk screech up outside Currys! Hulk smash shop door open!! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Currys Manager run over with arms up! “Calm, Hulk! Calm!” Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Hulk tell manger, “Hulk no calm! Hulk no blade!! Hulk no like red and white!!! Hulk like Blue and white! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Manager stay calm, he say to Hulk “We found the washing machine you bought! It landed in the car park in a heap about 20minutes ago!” Hulk tell manager, Hulk smash washing machine and hurl to neighbour garden in rage! HULK NO BLADE!!!!! Manager say “Must’ve been the Currys red leaflet inside washing machine, Hulk?” Hulk shout “YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Manager tell Hulk “Calm! No problem, Hulk! You can have a new washing machine for free!” Hulk surprise, Hulk thought have to buy new washing machine! Manager say, “Take your pick! We’re all Wednesday aren’t we?”. HULK BOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    UTO!!! HULK LOVE WEDNESDAY AND LOVE YOU IF FOLLOW HULK OR READ BLOG! Follow Hulk @OwlHulk or make comment on blog!!!

    WTHHO!!! (Wednesday Til Hulk Hulk Out)

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    HULK SEE YOU SATURDAY AT HILLSBOROUGH!! BOUNCE WITH HULK!! BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCE!! AUTOMATIC! HULK FEEL IT IN VEINS! HULK MAKE NORTH STAND SHAKE! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! HULK LOVE SWFC TIL HULK HULK OUT!!!!


    - Owl Hulk
    Ps. Go to see Hulk in cinema, Avengers Assemble! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

     


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